The Hot Nurse

I asked my youngest sister-in-law for a short description of herself. She sent this back to me a couple of days ago:


"I'm named after my Nonna (grandmother in Italian) on my Mom's side. She was perverted and so am I. 


I'm the first health professional in the family, which means I now know more information about various family members than I'd like to. 


I consider myself a healer, weather that be via ass wiping or laying my hands on your body and transferring Reiki energy, either one is a good time. 


I am studying to become a nurse practitioner. 


I am an apprentice to become an Inca medicine woman. It sounds cool because it is. 


My family thinks I am a freak because I am. I am a product of them. 


I secretly love Asians, especially Koreans. 


I am a firm believer that everyone has the ability to heal themselves as long as they are open to the possibility. If you study quantum physics you would agree. 


If you are an elder in my family, you will go to the same old male Italian doctor and listen to him like he's Jesus Christ. A second opinion is not necessary. 


I try not to interfere with other people's experience here on Earth. For example, when I first started nursing school I tried to change my father's diet and control his stress. I now know that eating meatballs and sausage while watching soccer is heaven on earth for my Father and it's not my place to get in the way of that. 


I enjoy looking in the mirror and telling myself that I love myself, sometimes I say it with an Italian accent to feel at home.


Coconut water is better than gatorade unless you are striving for red teeth and diabetes.


Much love"