L'Amore di un Figlio

My husband was trying to get his father to come with him to take the kids to the park yesterday. My father-in-law was happily lounging on the couch watching Juventus play Bologna.  My husband turned off the TV. My father-in-law said, "You are annoying." My husband walked away to find the keys to the car. My father-in-law got up off the couch to turn the TV back on. As my husband walked by the TV to get a diaper and wipes for our two-year-old, he hit the power button on the TV again.  As my father-in-law yelled at him, my husband said loudly, "You need to get out of the house and get some exercise." My father-in-law said, "I don't feel good.  I have a cold." My husband said, "You don't feel good because you need to get off the couch." Then my husband said, "I'm going to go start the car. If you don't come outside, I'm going to come back inside here and give you the worst charlie horse you've ever had in your whole life."